Bad Choices Make Good Stories

Book 1: Going to New York

If you like HBO's Euphoria, you'll love this book.

A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again.


In this darkly funny coming-of-age novel based on true events, Oliver, a hacker living in Germany, meets Donna online. She's an American girl living in New York. After chatting and talking on the phone for months, he finally decides to surprise her with a visit. But he soon finds out that things are not what they appeared to be, and that this visit will change his life forever. 

"This generation's version of Catcher in the Rye. I kid you not. It's that good."
★★★★★ - Ray Simmons, Readers' Favorite

 

 

  

Book 2: The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers

 A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again.

Oliver moves from New York to Florida. Battling with depression, he gets sucked into the seedy underworld of Fort Myers, where he encounters a number of female drug addicts. He empathizes with them because of his own traumatic past. Oliver feels compelled to try to help them escape the addict lifestyle, but learns the hard way that he is in way over his head. 

"A truly fascinating and unexpected look at the darker side of addiction."
★★★★★ - A. Allyson, Goodreads

 

 

 

 

 Book 3: Finding Happiness in Los Angeles

A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again. 

After writing a book about his bizarre adventures in America's underbelly, Oliver finally finds love among his readers on Goodreads.

"I think it will become a standard for people who are dealing with loved ones dealing with addictions."
★★★★★ - B. Bridges, Amazon Review

 

 

 

 

  

Epic Road Trips

Book 1: Scotland Roadtrip

Join Oliver and Iggy on their epic road trip from Aachen, Germany to the Highlands of Scotland and back again. 

After graduating from high school, two friends from Germany decide to drive to Scotland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Book 2: New York to Los Angeles Roadtrip

A cautionary tale of all the things you shouldn't do on a road trip across America.

Join Oliver on his epic road trip from New York to California, as he almost gets blown up in the Sears Tower in Chicago, almost gets bitten by a rattlesnake in Colorado, almost gets eaten by a mountain lion in the Rocky Mountains, almost dies in a sand storm in Death Valley, almost gets killed by a sea elephant in California, almost gets arrested by a Park Ranger on Route 1, almost gets abducted by aliens in Yosemite National Park, almost gets disappeared by the US military, almost has sex with a hooker in Reno, and almost crashes in a helicopter.

 

 

 

 

 

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

With wit and wisdom, cartoonist Oliver Markus Malloy takes aim at Trump's America.

Comics for introverts, atheists, humanists, lefties, liberals, Bernie Sanders fans, pro-choicers, feminists, gay rights activists, gun control advocates, freethinkers, intellectuals, science lovers, smart cookies, bookworms, nerds, gamers, comic book geeks and other awesome people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Make Racism Wrong Again

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If you're a fan of John Oliver, Bill Maher, Trevor Noah, or Stephen Colbert, you'll love this book.

With wit and wisdom, cartoonist Oliver Markus Malloy examines what it means to be an American in the Trump era.

Dear Democrat,

Does a loved one in your family wear a red MAGA dunce cap at the Thanksgiving dinner table?

Have you tried to explain to them how embarrassingly dumb their uninformed opinions are, but their eyes just glaze over, and they have no freakin' clue what you're talking about, because they never heard none-o-that on Fox News?

Is your clueless country cousin impervious to rational arguments, because he has no historic context for anything ever, and he knows absolutely nothing beyond the daily Fox News talking points?

You can now get them the help they need. Get them this book.

This book is an intervention. This book is the snap-out-of-it-you-idiot slap in the face your friend or family member needs to overcome their addiction to stupid.

It's like the truth pill in The Matrix. No, it's a truth bomb! It will blow their minds. It explains important facts they have never heard of in a way that even a god-damn child could understand. With lots of cursing, to keep their attention.

If this short little book doesn't make them see the light, nothing will. Nothing. God help us all. America can't take much more of this dumpster fire. 


"This book is chock full of information I never knew before. It's very eye-opening, to say the least. Quite shocking actually. Every American needs to read this. Especially Trump supporters."
★★★★★ - Amazon Review

 

 

 

The Ugly Truth About Self-Publishing

Dear Indie Author, 

Forget everything you think you know about writing and self-publishing. Chances are it's complete bullshit.


Nowadays there are literally hundreds of thousands of people who dream of being a professional writer. And thanks to self-publishing and print-on-demand, there's nothing stopping you or anyone else from publishing whatever you want. 

Even if it's complete crap. 

The result? Every year, millions of shitty books get self-published. Books that should have never been published in the first place, because they are so bad, nobody wants to read them.

While you're reading this little book, one of two things is likely gonna happen: Either you totally hate this book, because you feel what I'm saying is stepping on your toes and you may feel personally attacked. Or you wholeheartedly agree with this book, because you're one of the few good indie authors who actually have talent.

But even if you hate every word I say, you probably should take the time to read this book anyway, because you'll learn a few very important things. I promise to keep it short.

 

 

 

What Fox News Doesn't Want You To Know

Dear Republican, if all the lies Fox News tells you about liberals were actually true, I'd hate liberals too. Who wouldn't?

But that's the thing: virtually nothing you are being told about liberals is actually true. It's propaganda, designed to demonize liberals.

Bill Maher keeps asking the guests on his show: "Why is the D for Democrat so toxic in red states?" Most liberals honestly have no idea why you Trump voters hate liberals so much.

This is why:

You're being lied to, to make you hate liberals.

Be honest: you can barely tolerate me even using the word liberal so many times in a few sentences, because to you it's such a toxic word. Liberals repulse you. They are barely even human, and definitely un-American, right? You think liberals are everything that is wrong with America. Liberals are wrong, bad and evil. Evil demons. America would be a much better place without liberals, right?

That extremely negative emotional response in your head was created by malicious propaganda lies you have been fed about liberals.

Here's a short list of true facts Fox News doesn't want you to know. And it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Hitler and the Nazis were not liberals, not lefties, not socialists, and not democrats. Hitler and his Nazi minions were right-wing Christian conservative nationalists who hated liberals for the same reasons you hate liberals.

I know what you're thinking: 'That's freakin' crazy talk! That can't possibly be true! This guy is a deranged leftie libtard!"

Well, I have news for you: it's absolutely 100% true. And I can easily prove it to you in this short book, if you give me 5 minutes.

This little book is packed with important information you never heard of, if you're a Fox News viewer. And every fact, every bit of information in this book is backed up by reputable sources like Encyclopedia Britannica, The Smithsonian, US Holocaust Memorial Museum, BBC News, The Guardian, The Independent, The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Chicago Tribune, Der Spiegel, CBS News, NBC News, Axios News, Military Times, CNN, MSNBC, etc.

 

 

 

Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps

An unprecedented wave of sex scandals is rocking Hollywood and Washington D.C. Never before have so many powerful men been accused of sexual misconduct all at the same time. What is going on?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

With candid honesty Oliver Markus Malloy explores the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?" Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again.

TRIGGER WARNING FOR MILLENNIALS: This is a book about misogyny. Not in favor of misogyny but against misogyny. 

This book has received over a thousand 4 and 5 star reviews on Goodreads, Google Play Books, Amazon, Amazon India, Amazon Canada, etc. Here are just a few of them:

"It reads well. It simply describes a basic biologic truth. All living creatures are driven by the basic drive to reproduce themselves. I have sent this very neat simple story to family and friends."
★★★★★ Thaddeus Kostrubala, MD. Psychiatrist

"The book very well explains the sexual behaviour of a man. All women should read it, to understand the man in their life."
★★★★★ Google Play Book Review

"Ladies, it's all true. It's all about sex. Homo sapien males are not as evolved as you might think. Sorry about that. I don't want to shatter any romantic beliefs you might have but we are what we are. An honest read for women who most likely won't like what they read."
★★★★ Goodreads Review

"He makes some excellent points. But it may also contain some information you'd rather deny or not know at all."
★★★★★ Goodreads Review

"True facts that many of us don't want to hear."
★★★★★ Amazon Review

"An inconvenient truth. Don't listen to the handful of negative reviews from teenage millennial females. They have zero life experience and their clueless outrage is ill informed. This book speaks the truth about men, and anyone with some life experience will surely agree that this book hits the nail on the head."
★★★★★ Amazon Review

"Tells it like it is. Backs up what I've thought for years... As well as what I've told my daughter about young men that she is friends with. Great book for young marrieds."
★★★★ Amazon Review

"This pretty much makes all of my mother's advice quite valid, about men. Who really knew?"
★★★★★ Amazon Review

"I've been around a while, being a 60 year old grandmother. The book was very blunt, very interesting, honest and a little comical. I have to say I agree that men think and feel that way. I don't have a problem with it. It is what it is. They just have to control it, be civilized. This would be an eye opening read for an inexperienced naive young lady..."
★★★★★ Goodreads Review

"Very blunt and funny. Some of the statements left me speechless because I can't believe I never knew these things before."
★★★★★ Amazon Review

"This was quite shocking for me to read at first. But I continued reading and in the end I did learn something new. Thus, this was a good read even though I did not like the beginning of it. Girls, if you happen to want to understand men better, you should try reading this book."
★★★★ Google Play Book Review

"A fun read that's also educational. This book really opened my eyes. Now it all makes sense. Every student should read this in college."
★★★★★ Amazon Review

"Changed the way I used to think about men! It would definitely stop me from wasting my time in reading romantic novels or fantasizing the like. Really opened my eyes wide!"
★★★★★ Google Play Book Review

"This has changed the way I think about men and I will never misinterpret their actions again."
★★★★★ Amazon UK Review

"Thank you. It changed my life."
★★★★★ Google Play Book Review

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